This is, in fact, a website

No, I Don't Want
Another Website.

I hire out forklifts. I fix forklifts. I have exactly the amount of work I want, which is not very much, because I like my afternoons. This page exists solely so I can stop explaining that on the phone.

Deliberately Not Busy Not Interested In SEO Still Not Interested
The Business

Baldivis Forklifts

I hire out forklifts, and I fix forklifts. That's it. That's the whole operation. It has run perfectly well for years without a website, a logo refresh, a "brand strategy," or an Instagram content calendar. It will continue to — mainly because I quite like having time off, and more work means less of that.

Frequently Interrupted Questions

Things I Get Asked Weekly

"Do you want us to build you a website?"
No. You're looking at one. I had it built out of pure spite.
"What about SEO to get you found on Google?"
People who need a forklift fixed already know a bloke who fixes forklifts. That bloke is me.
"A Facebook ad campaign, maybe?"
Absolutely not.
"Could we just send over a quick proposal?"
You could. I won't read it. I'll be under a forklift.
"But more work is always good, right?"
No. More work means less time doing nothing, and doing nothing is the goal. Stop calling.
Actual Forklift Business

Need A Forklift Hired Or Fixed?

This bit's for you

If you're an actual customer with an actual forklift problem — good, ignore everything above. Get in touch below.

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